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The gutRebellionYou'll actually want to join

Health Punk brings together 5,000 years of East Asian medicine, decades of hands-on practice and research, and your personal Health Punk AI coach to help you understand what your body is telling you. Then it gives you the cheat codes to better mood, digestion, energy and sleep.

No kale halos, lab coats or one-size-fits-no-one BS.

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What we do

We built the cheat codes

We made an app that gives you the cheat codes to better energy, mood, digestion, and sleep - no boring lectures, no one-size-fits-no-one BS.

It's smart tools blending 5,000 years of East Asian Wisdom with modern tech. And yes, we threw in humor - because most lifestyle and wellness apps are boring as hell.

Not just a tracking app

  • Scan your tongue

    Stick it out, snap it. Coating, colour and cracks get read against East Asian diagnostics, so you get today's take and one thing to do about it.

  • Check in daily

    Rate sleep, energy, digestion and calm. Four sliders become one gut score you can watch move across the week.

  • Log what you eat

    A meal, a drink, your water, or a quick photo of your plate. It gives your Health Punk coach more to work with, including recipe tips when you need them. It's all about fuel, not calorie guilt.

  • Get a coach that knows you

    Your scans, meals and wearable data turn into tips, recipes and a weekly read that are yours, not a generic wellness listicle.

Why we do it

You're notA metric.

Health isn't data collection. It's relationships, food, joy, loss, and every messy, beautiful moment that makes you human.

Healthcare turned us into numbers. We give you back your humanity. You're a whole person, and you deserve an app that treats you like one.

The Manifesto

  • No:

    One-size-fits-all wellness plans.

  • No:

    Lab coats lecturing you in jargon.

  • No:

    Apps that count steps and call it care.

  • Yes:

    Plans built around your life.

  • Yes:

    Ancient wisdom × modern science.

  • Yes:

    Humor, because health is hard enough.

Say ahhh

Gut personalityQuiz

Your digestive system has a personality, and six questions is all it takes to find out what yours needs to thrive.

This is educational only, not medical advice and not a diagnosis, so talk to a qualified professional before you change your diet, supplements, exercise or lifestyle.

Accept the disclaimer to start

Join therebellion.

Scan your tongue, shoot your dinner, answer three questions about your day. Health Punk reads all of it and hands back one plain thing to do.

Coming toApp Store

iPhone only · iOS 18+

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